How’d you like to get a solid foundation of slam-bangin’ customized web copywriting, promotional material, service re-positioning & story-crafting… in about a week (or so)?

See me as the Aspirin to your copy headaches. The Pepto Bismol to your copy indigestion. The Metamucil to your copy... Nevermind. You get the point.

Your copy shouldn’t bring strain or stress to your already-full life. This is why the Copy Fest exists. To help you get some essential elements of your messaging down in an easy, quick, exhilarating, and (dare I say) enjoyable fashion.

Yes, it WILL take some work from you, but I’ll be doing most of the heavy handling here.

I take everything I’ve gathered from sliding under the kitchen sinks of dozens of businesses of all shapes and sizes. I’ve worked with local adventure brands, lifestyle clothing companies, startups that have gone public, healthcare organizations, martial arts schools, and more.

I'm the chief copywriter for an award-winning marketing agency as well as a sought-after hired-gun free agent.

And, on the content creation side, I’ve grown a blog of my own from zero to +70,000 readers as well as having written for the likes of Huffington Post, Observer, Thought Catalog, and more.

Writing words that move people is my jam.

I approach each project with the notion...

There is no one quite like you’s who do’s what you do’s.

(My apologies - I think Dr. Seuss said it better.)

Right now, your unique value might just exist as a deep inner-knowing in the pit of your stomach. You know this thing you have to offer is awesome and different and worthwhile.

My job is to bring that thing out onto the digital page in a bold way.

This is what we’ll accomplish during our short (but powerful) time together.

Although you WILL be getting a strong dose of sizzling hot copy that sells your thang, to go a level or two deeper, you’ll be getting something even better...

Ultimately, you’ll get crystal clear about what you have to offer and how exactly you best serve your clients, customers, and prospects - your tribe.

Having that clarity gives you the confidence to talk about your business in a calm and centered, albeit lucid and powerful way.

This will require a bit of stamina on your end (and a lot on my end, but it’s okay, I’m a trained expert). We’re gonna cuss. And we’re gonna break some of the most well-known marketing rules.

But when our time together is coming to a close (more on the process in a few seconds), you’ll have a sizable weapons chest of words to use on your website, social media, print marketing, blog, bathroom stall in the local Applebees - anywhere you want.

Layman & Writer